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Alex
· 4 years ago
Hi Caesar,
I checked out the link on your site. It is very funny and not too distant from the truth. You just need to live here for a while to see what it's like. I had seen this before it did the rounds here a couple of years ago and an Italian friend of mine sent it to me. Many Italians are also highly aware that the country and its people have a curious way of behaving....
ATB
caesar
· 4 years ago
Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
"Listen, God is everywhere, trust me, he is absolutely everywhere," the wise old Sicilian priest told little Gianluca, who thought about this for a moment, before grabbing a half-opened matchbox lying on the table, quickly snapped it shut and declared triumphantly: "Got him!!!"
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I checked out the link on your site. It is very funny and not too distant from the truth. You just need to live here for a while to see what it's like. I had seen this before it did the rounds here a couple of years ago and an Italian friend of mine sent it to me. Many Italians are also highly aware that the country and its people have a curious way of behaving....
ATB
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
"Listen, God is everywhere, trust me, he is absolutely everywhere," the wise old Sicilian priest told little Gianluca, who thought about this for a moment, before grabbing a half-opened matchbox lying on the table, quickly snapped it shut and declared triumphantly: "Got him!!!"